ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

fukkkres:

white people when they drop something: ah fiddlesticks

white people when they win a board game: hooty hoo!!!

destiel-demon-angel:

i-mjackskellington:

lucifersdalek:

gabe-the-fallen-angel:

croatoan-fighter-fallen-angel:

all-around-obnoxious-arsehole:

silence-falls-in-the-end:

evanescent-fallen-angel:

waltherwhites:

remember when the doctor took the midnight train going anywhere

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Let’s not.

Let’s not.

Oh no

Oh no

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Are all the comments in twos on this?

Stop that, it isn’t funny

Stop that, it isn’t funny

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

Me: YEH AND THEN LUKE DID A THING AND THEN CALUM OMFG YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN CALUM AND THEN OMG ASHTON DID OMG I CANT EVEN TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE I CANT NO
Friend: uh huh.
Me: BUT THEN MICHAEL OH MY GOD THIS KId HAS THE NERVE TO PLAY HIS STUPID GUITAR BUT THEN LUKE AND HIS VOICE AND LIKE HOW DARE HE EVEN
Friend 2: is she talking to you about her bands again?
Friend 1: when is she not. i kinda just tune her out into a buzzing noise.
Me: oh. thanks guys.
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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

Sometimes you end up never speaking to someone who meant the world to you again. And that’s okay. You cope and you survive. Don’t let your losses keep you back from new gains.
—I wish someone had told me this when I was hurting, y.g. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

easied:

if trees could talk i’d probably get emotionally attached to them

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
» Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O

bootslots:

oh

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

littlemouseymonster:

flammi-flames:

chilipepperconverse:

piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em

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