oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em
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do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser
Were you guys aware that Pornhub has ACHIEVEMENTS? BECAUSE I WASN’T.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood